ohyeahspongebob:

cuntpunt:

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• Asher – for the baby that pretends it’s okay with having ethnic babies play with its toys
• Butch – regardless of sex, this baby will always turn out to be a lesbian
• Delilah – for the baby that will bang any scraggily-faced dude with an acoustic guitar in an East German youth hostel
• Dixie – for the baby that thinks black face is only okay on Halloween
• Elvis – For the baby that will die ingloriously on a toilet
• Flora – for the baby that prefers pine cones to Gerber
• Leopold – for the baby that twiddles its waxed mustache and smiling menacingly every time it poops
• Levi – for the baby that uses the word “tits” to describe something he likes or thinks is cool.
• Mamie – for the baby that doesn’t understand the racist connotation behind its name
• Moses – for the baby that everyone thinks is crazy for talking to a bush, yet doesn’t understand why nobody considers the biblical Moses crazy for doing the same thing
• Orson – for the baby with a rather long “people to kill” list
• Otis – for the baby that you keep in a cage
• Roscoe – for the baby that hangs out in pool halls and has survived 3 separate stabbing attempts by the age of 2

 Link: http://funnycrave.com/the-article-in-which-we-make-fun-of-hipster-baby-names/6588/