If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that’s what He’s getting— Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you’re just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road— John Handey, Deep Thoughts
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.— Jack Handey of Deep Thoughts.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.— Jack Handey of Deep Thoughts.