has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
And that they had to test them before they were accepted in the sales market.
“You seem really frustrated. Did you have a bad day at work?” “It just gets old after a while. I wake up early in the morning and I work with a bunch of dicks all day.”
I feel like just looking at someone in an unintentionally funny way could easily be taken for sexual harassment in a dildo factory.
How do you break it to your kid that you work in a dildo factory? Even worse, how do you explain why people use dildos. You’d possibly have to perform a demonstration…for educational purposes.
This is both funny and yet kinda sad.
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
…Or PLEASE RETURN CARTS HERE. Well that’s how I read it…
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
i loved her.
this actually made me tear up a bit
Best moment on television. So proud of her :-)
Photo by Karen Radkai, 1957.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
WHAT IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY UGLIER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE
This post both fascinates and scares me….