Loner Wanderlust: Archive

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“Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat.”

– Henry Fosdick

Mar 30th

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Hilariously Depressing Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? The police. I’m afraid there’s been an accident. Your husband is in hospital. What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat. The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what’ll ya have, Pope? But the Pope’s grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn’t know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves. Two...

Mar 30th

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Daily Weird (But True) Facts:

In Italy, Darth Vader was known as “Dart Fener”, because the word for “Vader” sounds too close to the Italian word for the toilet bowl.

Mar 30th

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“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”

– Mark Twain (via kari-shma) (via likeadoll)

Mar 24th

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John I’m Only Dancing - David Bowie (1972) ...

Mar 24th

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Daily Weird (But True) Facts:

Beauty marks were orginally used to cover scars left by a 17th century smallpox epidemic. As the epidemic subsided, women continued to use beauty marks to acknowledge courtiers. A mark near the mouth beckoned a willingness to flirt whereas one on the right cheek signified she was married. One on the left cheek indicated engagement and one near the corner of the eye gave light to a red-hot night....

Mar 24th

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